This is the first episode [chapter] from Inu TeddY show. TeddY show is based on Audition game [-> link http://audition.en.alaplaya.net/ ]
In a ordinary day in Audition Land, Teddy,Neko,ZuZu ... and Inu were walking trough Shopping Mall. Inu was complaining about the lack of DEN, TeddY aspired at AP items. Neko and ZuZu were talking about Inu's Christmas `adventure`.
*flashback: Inu was sneaking trough his house to find his Christmas present. He almost has been caught, but he reached to his present in one piece. He got back in his room with his mysterious present. ZuZu and TeddY were waiting for Inu to come back in his room with the present. He wished for roller-blades but his present was too light for roller-blades. He first tough it was a game or something, but when he opened the mysterious present he found out that he got a Movie, `Georgia Rule` movie. After ZuZu and TeddY saw it they started to laugh really hard. Inu was like ` but...but....but...buuuuuuut....` when his mother came in the room and caught him.
Inu: so..... this is my Christmas present?... a movie?!
His mom: yeah..
Inu: A freaking movie!?!?!
His mom: yeah.. whats wrong with it?
Inu: *almost hysterical* it's a movie for God sake ?!
His mom: yea and you can watch it with your cousins (points to ZuZu and TeddY that were hardily breathing trying to not laugh)
Inu: -.-"*
So they started to laugh and then told them that they remembered the `Christmas adventure`.
Inu: I should write a book about this.
TeddY: I'll better write it myself, it will be a best-seller.
Inu: But i was the one that got owned!
TeddY: But I can make the readers laugh like I've did.
ZuZu: I can bring sponsors.
TeddY: And how can we convince them to give us AP? And what sponsors?
Inu: Tesu [TeddY and ZuZu's real pet], Hapchoo [Inu's real pet] and Zuma-B [Neko's real pet]
ZuZu: And how can they give us AP? -.-"
Inu: Hapchoo gives sneezes, Zuma-B gives stinky H2O and Tesu gives farts.
TeddY: Tesu doesn't fart, you fart!
Inu:.............Riiiiiiiiiight..........
Neko: Ideea!
ZuZu,TeddY,Inu: what?
Neko: Me and ZuZu can bring sponsors, we put them in the same room with Inu and we suffocate them with Inu's farts.
ZuZu,TeddY: *rofl*
Inu thinks about it and stands up with a hand raised, imagining himself with a cape and wearing a Superman costume but with and `F` instead of `S` and says : I'll be Fartman!
TeddY, ZuZu and Neko started to laugh.
After a while passed...
A room filled with people siting down on chairs waiting something quietly. Suddenly all the windows and doors are locked and Inu come in on the stage eating cooked bean.
Inu: *with an innocent voice* will you give me AP?
Audience: NO! Why would we give you AP?
Inu: ehm... *fart* Now?
Audience: ......noo...
Inu: *faaart fart* Now?
Audience: Yes/No
Inu: *faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttttttt* Did i mentioned this is the 6th can of bean?
Audience: WE'LL GIVE YOU AP! NOW GIVE US AIR!!!!
Inu: 1 million AP and it's done.
The audience has started giving AP and Inu gets much more then 1 million AP.
Some giants bags filled with AP flows to Inu. When Inu got the bags all the windows and doors opens and the audience was running trough them. ZuZu,Neko and TeddY are entering the room with flatulence-masks on the faces.
TeddY: You've done a great job. Now we're dividing.
They start to divide the AP.
Suddenly some ASS`es [Audition's Secret Services] enters in the room and take our heroes into the judging room . The room is filled with people that were wearing flatulence-masks, even the Judge wore one.
Judge: Silence! Silence I've said! Inu! You were accused by using the `fart hack`
Inu: WHAAAAT?!?!
Judge: The total damage gets up to 1.50 millions of AP
Inu: My....Our AP T~T
TeddY and ZuZu had started to clack their fingers
The Judge sends the ASS to take the AP.
Judge: Everything is fine now. You can go home.
Inu: PUT ME IN JAIL!! PLEASE!! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE WITH THEM!!
The Judge leaves like he didn't heard him.
Inu: T^T
Inu starts running and ZuZu is following him with a Dagger in her hand, and TeddY with Twin-Blades, Neko sharpens her nails. When her nails looked like claws she stand up and went in the place in which she was sure she'll find him. The bathroom. She enters in the shower cabin and waits for Inu to come.
Like Neko excepted Inu finally entered the bathroom and locks the door.
In the background the music from the `Psyco` begins to play from a broken radio. Neko exits the shower cabin and gets closer to Inu who was watching her with big eyes
Inu: O.O"
After a while Inu was laying in the bathtub which was full of his blood. Neko is washing her hands and then hugs Inu which was half-dead and unconscious.
Neko: And people tells that we don't love each other.
